☻NEWSFLASH..
Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking
battery acid the other was eating fireworks.They
charged one and let the one off.
☻*NEWSFLASH*
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap
in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
☻*NEWSFLASH*
A woman was found dead in her home 2day!She was discoverd in her bath tub which
was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!
☻*NEWSFLASH*
Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've
already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)
☻NEWFLASH
tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for £1.No strings attacthed
but 4 limited period.Its a bloody good deal!
