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☻Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
☻A
lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.
☻All
computers wait at the sames speed.
☻Real
anarchists play chess without kings.
☻Monday
is one seventh of your life! ☻When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
☻Aiming
to remain good sports, we park as close as possible
near the sports centre.
☻Money
ressembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in
the wrong places.
☻No-one
loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.
☻Some
people live because it is illegal to kill them!
☻Richness
has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.
☻Everybody
wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...
☻There
are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help
to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list
all the points and put your schoulders to the wheel,
even worries go away.
☻Learn
to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy
to receive or give love.
☻We
have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances.
You can loose yourself if you are never you.
☻The
sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains
of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!
☻Today
is the day ... It comes only once- ... because
tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is
possible ...but do it today ... because today is the
day
☻When
you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have
produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee. (
Niet echt de moeite dus!)
☻You
can't walk in the light without causting a shadow
☻Without
the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS
☻If
you hit every time the target is too near or too big.
☻The
greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are
right sometimes
☻The
secret of success lies not in doing your own work but
in recognizing the right man to do it.
☻People
are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid
of how good you are.
☻Trains
never follow the schedule, they follow the rails
☻The
one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does
not ask, remains a fool for ever
☻It
is better to know everything of one subject, than to
know something of everything.
☻The
past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter
and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the
regrets for the past
☻Never
drive faster thant you guardian angel can fly !
☻Getting
an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house.
You have to improve yourself.
☻When
you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because
you choose not to choose.
☻Life
is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of
your own mistakes !
☻When
you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it
rains
☻Children
in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the
back seat cause children.
☻People
wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the
chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.
☻Life
is hard, but the front of a train is harder...
☻Learn
from the mistakes of others... you can't live long
enough to make them all yourselves!!
☻Life
is like toilet paper, long and usefull !!!!
☻A
fart is nothing more than a lost cough.
☻One
day you will find the woman of your life and at that
point you will already be married.
☻I
only drink to make my wife look prettier.
☻It
is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.
☻Love
is blind, ladies' underwear is braille
☻Love
based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.
☻Be
nice to those who smoke, every sigarette may be their
last.
☻Boredom
was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
☻Do
not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the
future, but concentrate on the present.
☻Light
is faster than sound. That is why people look
intelligent, until you hear them speak.
☻All
mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.
☻Nature
is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people
would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
☻A
pessimist is someone who believes that women are
frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
☻Every
good-bye is the birth of a memory
☻Every
married man knows why they name hurricanes after women
☻Common
sense and a sense of humour are the sames things but
at different speeds. A good sense of humor is just
common sense that dances.
☻I
believe that there is life after death. But I do not
think I will live it.
☻There
are so many things I have to do, that I should better
go to sleep.
☻You
may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet
and understanding when I arrive at the office after
having a tough day at home.
☻Only
17% of all trafic accidents was caused by drunk
drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got
it....the sober ones among us!!
☻What
do you have in common with your husband ? " We married
on the same day."
☻Good
advice,whatever happens, make it look like to intend
to. ☻Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new ?
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