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☻Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

☻Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?

☻There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!

☻I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!

☻Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

☻Hey let's go fuck and do the talking later

☻Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.

☻Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

☻Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight!

☻I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

☻Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!

☻Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!

☻Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we did anyway?

☻I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed

☻I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

☻Is it hot in here or is it you?

☻Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

☻Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

☻How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

☻I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

☻My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

☻Get your coat love, you've pulled.

☻I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!

☻I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

☻You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

☻Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

☻Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?

☻Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

☻If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours

☻Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.

☻Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!

☻I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free...

☻You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

☻Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

☻Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!

☻You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

☻do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again

☻if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me

☻My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.

☻"r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day

☻There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?

☻if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together

☻ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight?

☻is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?

☻U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya!

☻im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock

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